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This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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