I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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