I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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