can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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