Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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