I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
