I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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