I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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