Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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