I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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