32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Four minutes until I can fart!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Randomize
