talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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