she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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