moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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