never play flip cup with pint glasses
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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