dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Congratulations! We have a period
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
