I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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