Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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