Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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