I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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