its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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