Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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