***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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