I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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