Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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