So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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