He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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