I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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