i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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