oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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