Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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