Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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