I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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