I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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