The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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