Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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