You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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