apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We are all done wearing pants today
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
