Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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