don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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