Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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