There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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