i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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