areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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