UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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