he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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