Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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