talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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