can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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