I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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