Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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