if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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